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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Sep 22, 2004.


  1. okie

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    A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an
    anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don't stock
    them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this
    store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who
    explains that store has never stocked such an item. The man
    explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago
    and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks man to
    bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product.

    The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows
    the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the
    customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously
    of the underarm stick variety.

    The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, "Push
    up bottom to use."