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Democrats: Then and now...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by RyanSBHF, Dec 10, 2004.


  1. RyanSBHF

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    Comparing the Democrats of today to the Democrats of 1960.

    Mottos -

    Then: "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country!"

    Now: "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!"


    Foreign Policy -

    Then: Fought against the Communist threat against the United States.

    Now: ARE the Communist threat against the United States.


    Philosophy -

    Then: Stand up to threats.

    Now: Curl into the fetal position and wait for France to help.


    Allies -

    Then: Middle class people

    Now: The ACLU, Green Party, Satan (AKA Beezlebub, the Devil, Micheal Moore)


    Party Leaders-

    Then: Womanizing John Kennedy

    Now: Womanizing Bill Clinton

    Well, it's nice to know some things never change ;)
     

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  2. scooter12589

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    ;z That's pretty good
     

  3. okie

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    Ain't that the truth man;)
     
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    Did you come up with those? Those are damn good.
     
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    The truth, I repeat, the truth - hurts
     
  6. RyanSBHF

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    Yep. I was inspired by a Simpsons episode. Grandpa Simpson walked into an office and said, "I'm old! Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" and I thought, "He sounds like a Democrat" ;f