Democrat or Republican? I was driving between Phoenix and Las Vegas the other day, when my tire blew out and it turned out that my spare had gone flat! My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "need a lift"? "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Democrat or Republican?" asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican". The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy this area was surely a democratic stronghold. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Democrat or Republican. "Democrat!", I shouted. "Hop in!", replied the blonde. My strategy worked! I couldn't help but stare at this gorgeous woman in the drivers' seat next to me, wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts, and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "stop the car". She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore, I've only been a democrat for five minutes and already I wanna screw somebody ".