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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Skyhook, Jan 28, 2005.


  1. Skyhook

    Skyhook
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    1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

    2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

    3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

    4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1
    bananosecond

    5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram

    6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =
    Knotfurlong

    7. 365.25 days of drinking low calorie beer = 1 Lite year

    8. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling

    9. Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

    10. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

    11. Basic unit of laryngitis - 1 hoarsepower

    12. Shortest distance between two jokes - a straight line

    13. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

    14. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone

    15. 1 million bicycles = 1 megacycles

    16. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle

    17. 2000 mockingbirds = two kilomockingbirds

    18. 10 cards = 1 decacard

    19. 52 cards = 1 deckacard

    20. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 fig Newton

    21. 1000 grams of wet socks = 1 literhosen

    22. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche

    23. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin

    24. 10 rations = 1 decaration

    25 100 rations = 1 C-ration

    26. 2 monograms = 1 diagram

    27. 8 nickels = 2 paradigms

    28. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
    Hospital = 1 I.V. League
     
  2. 10hasteeth

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