The recent "balance" thread reminded me of this one: The definition of "Secure the Building" as used by the various branches of our Armed Forces: Army: Lock the door, ensure there are no enemies at the perimeter. Navy: Put a chain on the door and post an SP as sentry. Marines: Destroy the building, and anything alive within a 100 yard perimeter. Air Force: Obtain a year lease with an option to buy. -- Sam Wanna kill these ads? We can help!