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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 2, 2005.


  1. okie

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    At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:

    Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea."

    Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to
    change your mind?"

    Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know
    there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my
    wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."