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Dear Tide

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Bannack, Apr 15, 2003.

  1. Bannack

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    Jun 28, 2002
    NW Montana
    Dear Tide:

    I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
    since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the
    best. In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.