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Dear Tech Support:

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Trew2Life, Oct 7, 2012.

  1. Trew2Life

    Trew2Life #intheflesh

    Aug 31, 2012
    terra nullius
    Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance. Particularly in the Hair & Make-up applications, which operated flawlessly under Girlfriend 5.0.

    In addition, Wife 1.0 un-installed several valuable programs, such as Bar-Maid 8 and Hot Food 3.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as, PMS X, Trashman 6 and Honey Do List Maker 7.5.

    Spontaneity 4 no longer runs and Fallatio 8.0 crashes the system.

    I've tried running Ex-Girlfriend 2.5 to fix these problems, but that only made it worse.

    What can I do?
    Signed, Desperate


    Dear Desperate,

    First, keep in mind that Girlfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Wife 1.0 is an Operating System.

    Try entering the command:
    C:/IDOCAREABOUTYOURFEELINGS to start Conversation 8.2.
    WARNING: Conversation 8.2 will install Emotions 6.5. This is Open Source software. Read the Terms of Service carefully before you begin installation.

    If Conversation 8.2 works as designed, Wife 1.0 should then automatically run the restoration program and Make-Up Sex 7 should be available.

    If Conversation 8.2 fails to correct the issue, you may need to purchase additional upgrades, such as Jewelry 2.0 and/or Flowers 3.5 then retry.

    CAUTION: Porn Pro is not recommended for use with Wife 1.0 and increases the risk of virus and infection from mal-ware applications.

    CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-In-Law. This is not a supported application and will void your Wife 1.0 warranty.

    Good luck, Tech Support
    Last edited: Oct 7, 2012
  2. robin303

    robin303 Helicopter Nut

    Sep 27, 2009
    Austin, TX
    :rofl::rofl::rofl: Thats great. Thanks I'm going to check my mal-ware applications.

  3. SMOKEin


    Feb 23, 2007
  4. ilgunguygt

    ilgunguygt Enslaved in IL

    Cool! The late 90s are back again!
  5. MrKandiyohi

    MrKandiyohi Millennium Member

    Feb 9, 1999
    Be nice.

    Go watch some old Marx Brothers or Andy Griffith and gripe about them, too.
  6. Chuche2


    Sep 30, 2010
    East Tennessee
    Installing alcohol .14 could temporarily fix the other conditions.