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Dear Gunhilda...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Navy HMC, Dec 20, 2006.

  1. Navy HMC

    Navy HMC

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    Oct 23, 2005
    Piped ashore
    From the Cornered Cat Website-been posted a few times in Carry Issues:
    Dear Gunhilda

    Dear Gunhilda,

    My son left for college this morning and in cleaning out his room I found an old audio tape which featured the songs of a really annoying purple dinosaur. When he was a toddler, he forced us to listen to that tape in the car all the way from Dallas, Texas to our new home in Minot, North Dakota.

    Should I take the tape to the range with me? If so, which gun should I use? I have a 9mm handgun, a .22LR rifle, and a 20-gauge shotgun.

    Vindictive in Vacaville
    Dear Vindictive,
    No flamethrower?
    Gunhilda


    Dear Gunhilda,
    What do you call the dance a lady does when hot brass finds her cleavage?

    Blistered in Biloxie

    Dear Blistered,

    Depending on the style, it's either a BRAzilian line dance, or the Cha-Cha.

    If you'd rather sit that dance out next time, consider wearing a high collar at the range.

    Gunhilda


    Dear Gunhilda,

    My husband is always telling his friends to keep their powder dry. Why are they always walking around with powder? Are they secretly gay?

    Wondering in White Cloud


    Dear Wondering,

    That depends.

    Does your husband often go on overnight hunting trips with his male buddies? Does your husband wear makeup (especially green and black)? Do his friends wear the same kind of makeup? Do they often spritz themselves with animal pheromones?

    If you answer yes to all of these questions, you have nothing to worry about.

    Gunhilda




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