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Dear Abby

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 16, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Dear Abby: I am a crack dealer in New Jersey ..
    ... who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents
    live in a suburb of Philadelphia, is married to a transvestite. My father and
    mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are
    currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in.
    I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
    WellingtonBronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
    Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own brothel with her as the
    working manager. I am hoping my two sisters would be interested in joining our
    team. Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get
    them off the street, and hopefully, the heroin habits.
    All thing considered, my main problem is this: I love my fiancée and look
    forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally
    honest with her.
    Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
    Signed, Worried About My Reputation.