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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 20, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia.
    The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard
    such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I
    shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"
    The man replied, "I'll give you three good reasons;
    #1, It's none of your damn business;
    #2, She was my wife;
    and, lastly, #3, I didn't know she was dead; she always acted that
    way!"