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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 30, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
    "Well, tonight's the night we have sex!"
    And so they did.
    As they are lying in bed afterward, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I
    knew she was a virgin, I would have been much gentler with her!"
    And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I knew the old geezer could
    actually get it up, I would have taken off my panty hose!"
     
  2. nrmcolt

    nrmcolt What?

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