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  1. okie

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    A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the
    condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
    "Well," he said, 'I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.
    I want the condoms because I think tonight's 'the' night. We're having dinner
    with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm going to
    get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd
    better give me the 12 pack."
    The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down
    to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the
    blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his
    head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating. The girl leans over
    and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans
    over to her and says, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."
     
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