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Daddy's phone call

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. grayelky

    grayelky

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    Child: "Hello?"

    Daddy: "Hi honey. It's Daddy. Is Mommy nearby?"

    Child: "No Daddy. Mommy's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul."

    Daddy: "Honey, you don't have an Uncle Paul."

    Child: "Yes I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy."

    Brief Pause.

    Daddy: "Okay, honey. I want you to put the phone down on the table and run upstairs. Knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway."

    Child: "Okay Daddy, just a minute."

    Moments later the little girl comes back to the phone.

    Child: "I did it, Daddy."

    Daddy: "What happened, honey?"

    Child: "Well, Mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and began running and screaming. She tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!"

    Daddy: "Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?"

    Child: "He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too. Then he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool. I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead."

    ***Long Pause***

    Daddy: "Swimming pool? Is this 486-5731?"
     
  2. Jazz5

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    Oops! Good one.