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Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by nrmcolt, Sep 18, 2007.

  1. nrmcolt

    nrmcolt What?

    Sep 26, 2004
    Raccoon City
    A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed
    was nicely made, and everything was picked up.

    Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was
    addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
    read the letter, with trembling hands.

    "Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
    had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
    with Mom and you.

    I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
    knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
    tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
    than I am.

    But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
    and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
    having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
    We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
    in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

    In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure
    for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!
    Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
    I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
    Love, your son, John.

    P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
    report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
    come home.;)
  2. toxic


    Jan 15, 2005
    doin' time
    Funny :animlol:but if my late Dad is still with us and im the Kid who wrote this note , ill probably get a belt buckle on the head and be grounded for a month ;)

  3. charlie-xray

    charlie-xray Gunpowder Adik

    Aug 11, 2004
    Pugad Baboy
    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: I don't have the courage to do that.