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Cut Above The Rest

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Sep 10, 2004.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    When a customer slid into the barber chair, the barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut.

    "Make it short," the customer replied, "with a bare patch above my left ear, but longer on the right side so that it covers my right ear. I also want my left sideburn above my left ear and the right sideburn below my right ear."

    The barber looked puzzled and said, "I don't think I can do that."

    The customer replied, "I don't know why not--that's the way you cut it the last time I was here!"