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Cruise

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, May 15, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the
    window, "Cruise Special -- $99!" So she goes inside, lays
    her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise
    special, please."

    The agent says, "Yes, ma'am," the he grabs her, drags her
    into the back room, ties her into a large inner tube, pulls
    her out the back door and downhill to the river bank, where
    he pushes her in and sends her floating down the river.

    A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign,
    goes inside, lays down her money, and asks for the $99
    special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating
    down the river. Drifting into stronger current, she
    eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side
    by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they
    serve refreshments on his cruise?"

    The second blonde replies, "They didn't last year."