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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 27, 2007.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A man was brought before the judge and charged with necrophilia -- making love to a dead woman.

    The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

    The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:

    # 1, It's none of your damn business

    # 2, She was my wife

    and ...

    # 3, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way!"