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Cream & Sugar

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down
    at the counter and asks for a cup of coffee. The waitress, who is
    very busy, gives him his coffee and rushes off to help the numerous
    customers having lunch at the diner. The man, who uses both
    creamer and sugar in his coffee, notices that the container is empty.
    As the waitress rushes by, he asks her to bring him cream and sugar
    for his coffee. The waitress, busier than she can ever remember being
    before, rushes to the back to pick up more orders. As she passes the
    cabinet where the extra sugar and cream are kept, she sets a plate down
    and puts sugar cubes and creamer packets in her bosom because both
    her hands are full. After she has served the two plates she was holding,
    she returns to the man and asks him, "How many sugar cubes did you
    want in your coffee?"

    The man says, "Two's fine."

    She reaches into her bra, pulls out two sugar cubes and drops them
    into his cup. "And cream?" she asks.

    The man looks at her, squarely in the eye and says,
    "You wouldn't dare!"
     
  2. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    Aug 16, 2001
    Taunton, MA
    Old Benny Hill routine. Him and the old guy are sittin at a cafe. Large Marge with some serious cleavage comes by.


    "Tea?"

    "Yes, please."

    Reaches in and grabs 2 tea bags.

    "Sugar?"

    "Yes please."

    Ditto

    "Milk?"

    "NOOOOO!"