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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jan 18, 2006.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.


    Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.


    The doctor asked patient number 1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?" The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb." The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.


    The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, shouldn't you get him down from there before he hurts himself?"


    Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"
     
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