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crazy with joy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Blitzer, May 30, 2009.

  1. Blitzer

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    Cool Cat

    Jan 15, 2004
    The communist's play ground of OHIO
    I think you will like this –
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    Catholic, or not, most folks will appreciate the Pope after reading this one.

    The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge
    crowd. The House Speaker and His Holiness, however, have seen it all
    before. To make it a little more interesting, the speaker says to the Pope, "Did You know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?"

    He doubts it, so she shows him.

    Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every Democrat
    in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

    The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
    considers what he could do.

    "That was impressive, the Pope says, "But did you know that with just
    one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentar y display like that of your
    subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak
    of this day and rejoice."

    Pelosi seriously doubts this, and says, "One little wave of your hand
    and all people will rejoice forever? Show me."

    So the Pope slapped her.
    :rofl: :supergrin:

  2. cannoneer

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    Jul 18, 2003
    :rofl::supergrin::rofl::rofl: I will be telling this one at church today.