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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by mdhandyman, Feb 24, 2010.

  1. mdhandyman

    mdhandyman

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    A friend and I were walking down the street and saw a dog licking himself. Friend said, "Wish I could do that" and I said "I think you ought to try an pet him first.
     
  2. Nutt51

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    A local humorist and avid Georgia Bulldog fan, Lewis Grizzard
    who is gone now, use to tell a variation of that joke.

    The two friends were at a Georgia game and Uga the bulldog
    mascot licked himself. The one friend said that he wished he
    could do that, when the other friend said, That dog'll bite you !!!.

    It's still funny.
     

  3. mdhandyman

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    Why does a dog lick has dick? Cause he can't make a fist!