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Discussion in 'Cop Talk' started by DonGlock26, Dec 20, 2011.


  1. DonGlock26

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    Man Eats Cocaine From Brother's Butt, Dies

    Police: Man Trying To Hide Drug Evidence In Squad Car




    Read more: http://www.wyff4.com/news/30037563/detail.html#ixzz1h6fzCADy


    Wow, he talked his brother into eating the cocaine in his butt? I think I'd rather work at Lowes for a living.
     

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    No cred working @ lowes. And that's all that really matters right?
     

  3. DonGlock26

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    Good point, a paycheck = low street cred.

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    This takes family loyalty to a whole new level....Just imagine the conversation they were having in the back seat of the radio car ......:rofl::rofl: You just can't make this stuff up.....
     
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    Just when I think I have met some of the dumbest people ever....this guy goes and eats an ounce of butt-coke.

    Anyone know what would be the body's reaction to swallowing this large of an amount that would cause death? I always thought it would just be an heart attack....but this doesn't sound like one.
     
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    OMG, That is hilarious :rofl:
     
  10. cowboywannabe

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    hey bro, ive done a lot of rock in my time, butt this piece tastes like schiet.
     
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  11. cowboywannabe

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    maybe hed have been alright if he washed it down with some BUTTermilk?
     
  12. cowboywannabe

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    naaa bro, thats nose candy, not ass candy.
     
  13. cowboywannabe

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    maybe he liked country music, y'all knows this favorite tune: i wanna hug her but, she wont let me. i wanna whisper sweet nuthins in her ear.

    and lets not forget this party favorite....if you like drinkin' yer in the right place....
     
  14. cowboywannabe

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    ohhhh, thats why they call it crack.
     
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  16. DonGlock26

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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    Just at the point you think you have heard or seen it all. :supergrin:
     
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    This is my agency and I will tell you this about the rear seat cameras, they are freaking awesome. We adopted a new city ordinance for destruction of evidence because so many people were found on camera eating dope or other items after the fact.
     
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    So I just have to ask a point of order here...

    Did the guy just have the coke tucked in his buttcrack down his pants? I'm really hoping he didn't fully keysterize the coke in his manpurse prior to his brother removing and ingesting the contraband...

    Just sayin...

    Randy
     
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