A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now which one of you hombres went outside a painted my horse bright red while I was drinking"? Nobody answers, and the cowpoke draws his six shooter and yells, "I said which one of you mangy polecats painted my horse red? Slowly one of the cowboys at the bar stands up. He is 6 feet, 10 inches tall, and he pulls a small cannon from his holster. "I done it", he growls. The first cowboy puts his gun back into his holster and says, "Just wanted to let you know the first coat's dry.