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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 4, 2009.


  1. okie

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    A cowboy walks out of a bar and a second later
    comes back in, mighty mad. "Okay," he growls. "Now
    which one of you hombres went outside a painted
    my horse bright red while I was drinking"?

    Nobody answers, and the cowpoke draws his six
    shooter and yells, "I said which one of you mangy
    polecats painted my horse red?

    Slowly one of the cowboys at the bar stands up.
    He is 6 feet, 10 inches tall, and he pulls a
    small cannon from his holster. "I done it", he growls.

    The first cowboy puts his gun back into his holster
    and says, "Just wanted to let you know the first coat's
    dry”.