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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by pupcuss27, Jul 15, 2007.


  1. pupcuss27

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    An elderly couple, Sam and Bessie, are from Austin, Texas.

    Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.

    Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, and is walking proudly all the way home.

    He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

    Bessie looks him over, "Nope." Frustrated Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses,

    and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little

    louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?" Bessie looks up and says, "Sam, what's so different?

    It's hanging down today it was hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

    Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN

    BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AND ADMIRING MY NEW COWBOY BOOTS!"

    To which Bessie replies, ever so slowly, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam. Ya shoulda bought a hat."
     
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