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Cowboy Boots

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Eddie C., Sep 21, 2002.

  1. Eddie C.

    Eddie C. Administrator Moderator CLM

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    Feb 21, 2002
    State of Confusion
    An elderly couple is vacationing in the west. BOB always
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    > >>wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one
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    > >>day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into
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    > >>their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different,
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    > >>Helen?" Helen looks him over, "Nope." BOB says excitedly, "Come on,
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    > >>Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
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    > >>Helen looks again, "Nope." Frustrated, BOB storms off into the
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    > >>bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked,
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    > >>except for his boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time,
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    > >>"Notice anything DIFFERENT?" Helen looks up and says, "BOB, what's
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    > >>different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday,
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    > >>it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, BOB yells, "AND DO
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    > >>YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE
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    > >>IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
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    > >> To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, BOB. Shoulda
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    > >>bought a hat."
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