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Could My Bathroom Be Built on Old Burial Ground?

Discussion in 'The Okie Corral' started by Viper16, Mar 9, 2012.

  1. Viper16

    Viper16

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    So anytime I go into the bathroom, I see that the toilet paper roll has managed to unroll itself on to the floor. I have seen it happen a few times in person. The holder is on level and square, and the rolls sometimes are oval in shape, but still manage to unroll themselves. :faint:
     
  2. Ronaldo

    Ronaldo Ancient Member Millennium Member

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    Get rid of your cat!
     

  3. Dennis in MA

    Dennis in MA Get off my lawn

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    I'd be dropping deuces from about 3' up afraid that a poltergeist would grab my behind. . . or worse!
     
  4. HOTHEAD

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    Kinda odd
     
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  5. Knighj1

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    U got ghost..... Or a cat
     
  6. SC Tiger

    SC Tiger Big, educated kitty cat!

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    Or a ghost cat.
     
  7. Inyo Tim

    Inyo Tim Senior Moment

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    That's what I'm thinking. The house was built on a cat burial ground.
     
  8. Viper16

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    I thinking since I do not own a living cat, that the ghost cat could very well be the issue at hand!

    or do you think this is because of the planets aligning and the Mayan predictions?
     
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    Until you see bodies popping up thru your unfinished swimming pool I think you're OK!:tongueout:
     
  10. Ethereal Killer

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    well points for best thread title I've seen in a while.

    other than that i'd look to see if you have any sort of motor running nearby that is creating a vibration and causing it to roll.

    you could try reversing the roll to see if it still happens.
     
  11. geofri

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    heating vent below it?
     
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    Get rid of the TP and switch to magazines and old newspapers. Problem solved.
     
  14. Cmacc

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    ^^^ This is what does it at my house. HVAC register is directly beneath the roll but it only happens when the roll is down to the last 5% or so. I did hear about some solar storm going on this week. :rofl:
     
  15. Viper16

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    Not an option...im not risking infecting the backside of the wall/cabinet with my dirty hand, as I grab for my lifeline. I think all backwards toilet paper rolls should be banned!
     
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    :rofl::rofl:
     
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    Thinking I'm beginning to see the problem here. It's a person issue.
    Move the dang roller!
     
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  18. PettyOfficer

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    The geo-synchronicity of the planets in our solar system aligning with the galactic plane along with the large amounts of bursting solar radiation has been proven to cause disruption in the gravitational and plasmodic forces that prevent undead souls from crossing over into our dimensional plane.

    If you have a ghost cat problem, zombies (which are buried deeper than pets), will be soon overrunning your city... Start panicking!
     
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    Be a man. Bucket full of pinecones otta do the job.
     
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