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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Timor, Mar 6, 2007.


  1. Timor

    Timor
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    A soldier comes home after being assigned overseas for a year. The next morning he's looking around and finds a shoebox in the closet. Inside are two ears of corn and $400.00. When his wife gets home he asked her about the box.

    She tells him that everytime was was unfaithful she put an ear of corn in the box. He thinks to himself, two times in a year isn't all that bad.

    Then he asked her where the $400 came from. She tells him "From selling ears of corn."
     
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