So I walked in to the coffee place after getting my head shaved. I was just hoping to get a mocha latte double fudge before heading home to get a shower and as such I still had my sunglasses on. Anyway, I walk up to the counter and there's this guy in a police uniform standing at the counter looking like he can't quite figure out the sign. Since I was in a hurry, I ordered before he did in an attempt to give him some sort of idea how it works in these places. Unfortunately, being the ungrateful bastich he is, he gave me a nasty look and said "It's on Cuz". It was at this point that I realized he had a badge and I didn't, so I just paid for my coffee and left. He also did not have his hat on, did not have probably cause and he did not set up an appointment. I'm currently on the phone with various alphabet soup agencies, the Supreme Court and the Attorney General's. I also want it noted that a couple of his buddies followed me and my "girlfriend" through 7 jurisdictions and about 40 miles. Wanna kill these ads? We can help!