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Contracts Pinoy Style

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by antediluvianist, Sep 25, 2007.


  1. antediluvianist

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    CONTRACTS PINOY STYLE

    Three contractors are bidding to fix the
    White House fence.

    One from the Philippines, another from
    Mexico and an American.

    They go with a White House official to
    examine the fence.

    The American contractor takes out a tape
    measure and does some measuring, then works
    some figures with a pencil.

    "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run
    about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my
    crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Mexican contractor also does some
    measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do
    $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
    and $100 profit for me."

    The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or
    figure, but leans over to the White House
    official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official, incredulous, says, " What? ! You
    didn't even measure like the other guys!
    How did you come up with such a high
    figure?"
    How do you expect me to consider your
    service with that bid?

    "Easy," the Pinoy explains. "You award the job to me....then there's $1,000 for you,
    $1,000 for me, and we get the Mexican to fix the fence."
     

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  2. nrmcolt

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    What?

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    :supergrin: Good timing Ante.
     

  3. chowchow

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  4. isuzu

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    Entrepreneur!:thumbsup:
     
  5. choi_tan2000

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    BoG # 55555

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    hahahahahhahahahahaha lol
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  7. chowchow

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    ok, laway lang ang ginagamit ng pinoy, may pang letchon at inuman pa pagkatapos, lol.:laughabove: