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Contracts Pinoy Style

Discussion in 'Band of Glockers' started by antediluvianist, Sep 25, 2007.

  1. CONTRACTS PINOY STYLE

    Three contractors are bidding to fix the
    White House fence.

    One from the Philippines, another from
    Mexico and an American.

    They go with a White House official to
    examine the fence.

    The American contractor takes out a tape
    measure and does some measuring, then works
    some figures with a pencil.

    "Well," he says. "I figure the job will run
    about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my
    crew and $100 profit for me."

    The Mexican contractor also does some
    measuring and figuring, then says, "I can do
    $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew
    and $100 profit for me."

    The Filipino contractor doesn't measure or
    figure, but leans over to the White House
    official and whispers: "$2,700."

    The official, incredulous, says, " What? ! You
    didn't even measure like the other guys!
    How did you come up with such a high
    figure?"
    How do you expect me to consider your
    service with that bid?

    "Easy," the Pinoy explains. "You award the job to me....then there's $1,000 for you,
    $1,000 for me, and we get the Mexican to fix the fence."
     

  2. chowchow

    chowchow

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    Jan 15, 2007
    Houston
    ok, laway lang ang ginagamit ng pinoy, may pang letchon at inuman pa pagkatapos, lol.:laughabove: