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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 17, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.
     
  2. RDW

    RDW BTDT

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    Man who lay woman on hill not on level.
     


  3. JeepGunR

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    Elevator smells different to midget.

    Man with hole in pocket feels cocky all day.
     
  4. Neal

    Neal Millennium Member

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    Man who fart in church must sit in his own pew.
     
  5. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    he who eats many prunes, sits in john for many moons.


    man who looses girlfriend's key, gets no new key.
     
  6. 9jeeps

    9jeeps

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    Woman who fly upsidedown in airplane, have crackup.
     
  7. cowboywannabe

    cowboywannabe you savvy?

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    have you read the book about the chinees population explosion?

    its written by wiifukimyoung.
     
  8. RDW

    RDW BTDT

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    Remember the Chinese Student that defied the Tank in Tiananmen Square?!

    Well. we've finally learned his name - Sumdumfuk!
     
  9. TMG

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    One who go to bed with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.
     
  10. metro273

    metro273 Glock 19 Rocks!

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    Nice!...:rofl: