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Comprehending the IT guy

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by johndoe25, Dec 23, 2004.

  1. johndoe25


    Dec 11, 2004
    Comprehending the IT guy - Take One:

    Two IT guys were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

    The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, 'Take what you want.'

    The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

    Comprehending the IT guy - Take Two:

    An architect, an artist and an IT guy were discussing whether it was better to have a wife or a mistress.

    The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship.

    The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there.

    The IT guy said, "I like both."

    The artist said "BOTH?"

    The IT guy replied "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the office and get some work done."

    Comprehending the IT guy - Take Three:

    To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the IT guy, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.