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Close Calls

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Jan 27, 2003.


  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner
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    A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out, "Don't take a step further."

    She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been.

    She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again. "Don't take a step further."

    She stops and a car skids past.

    Then suddenly she hears the voice saying "I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?"

    "Yes!" Shouts the woman, "Just where were you on my wedding day?"
     
  2. Eddie C.

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    Sent this one to my ex-girlfriend, thanks. Eddie C.