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Clinton & The Titanic

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Apr 14, 2009.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Titanic Video: $9.99 on Internet.
    Clinton Video: $9.99 on Internet.
    Titanic Video: Over 3 hours long.
    Clinton Video: Over 3 hours long.
    Titanic Video: The story of Jack and Rose, they’re forbidden love, and a
    subsequent catastrophy.
    Clinton Video: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and a
    subsequent catastrophy.
    Titanic Video: Celine Dion sings "My Heart Will Go On".
    Clinton Video: Bill Clinton thinks "My Hard Will Go On".
    Titanic Video: Villain is White Star Cruise Line.
    Clinton Video: Villain is Ken Starr.
    Titanic Video: Jack is a starving artist.
    Clinton Video: Bill is a B.S. artist.
    Titanic Video: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
    Clinton Video: In one part, Bill enjoys a good cigar.
    Titanic Video: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
    Clinton Video: During the ordeal, Monica's dress gets ruined.
    Titanic Video: Rose undresses and exposes her breasts.
    Clinton Video: Monica undresses and exposes her breasts.
    Titanic Video: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
    Clinton Video: Bill... never mind.
    Titanic Video: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
    Clinton Video: Monica forced to return her gifts.
    Titanic Video: Not enough lifeboats.
    Clinton Video: Not enough lifeboats.
    Titanic Aftermath: Leonardo DiCaprio is wildly popular.
    Clinton Aftermath: Bill Clinton is wildly popular.
    Titanic Finale: Jack meets an icy death.
    Clinton Finale: Bill goes home to Hillary.
  2. Kahr_Glockman


    Feb 26, 2005
    so basiaclly the same thing except the Clinton Finale is far worse.

  3. Roland76


    Jul 26, 2008
    Actually I think it was Monica who enjoyed the cigar