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Clinton and the hooker

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Santa CruZin, Jan 17, 2003.


  1. Santa CruZin

    Santa CruZin
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    Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in Chappaqua. But on each run, he
    happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.

    With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was
    most certainly to follow. "Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb. "No. Five
    dollars!" fired back Clinton. This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.
    He'd run by. She'd holler, "Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
    jog. As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro"
    would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would wonder what Bill had been really doing on all
    his past outings. He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the junior
    Senator.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even
    more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker where she always
    stood. Bill tried to evade the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five bucks."
     
  2. pizzaaguy

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  3. Glockrunner

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