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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 26, 2003.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released
    their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging
    audience.
    Some examples:
    Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"
    The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"
    Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"
    Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"
    The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"
    The Troggs: "Bald Thing"
    Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein"
    The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"
    Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"
    Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"
    The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"
    ABBA: "Denture Queen"
    Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"
    Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"
    Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"
    The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends".