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Discussion in 'OX & Alex Forum' started by DepChief, Jul 21, 2011.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he dosen't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
When Chuck Norris jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once shot down an airplane by pointing at it with his finger and saying "bang".
The Boogyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris when he goes to bed.
Chuck Norris got into a staring contest with the sun ... and won.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars. That's why there's no sign of life there.
There's no theory of evolution, only a list of creatures that Chuck Norris lets live.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
Chuck Norris got bit by a zombie and the zombie turned into Chuck Norris.
There once was a street named Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because anyone who crosses Chuck Norris dies.
Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.
Hand Chuck Norris lemons, he gives you orange juice.
Y'all bought the book, too, huh?
The Great Wall of China was built to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Someone once shot Chuck Norris with a 10mm.
When Mr. Norris found out about it, he weren't happy.
I don't know why but there always funny.
I've heard many of 'em but my favorite is still:
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands.
Now, they're just called "The Islands."
I used this today. Too funny.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Chuck Norris once made love to Christie Brinkley....9 months later she gave birth to a Total Gym
It was a mistake, really.........
Behind Chuck Norris' beard there is no chin. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris was seen leaving Pakistan shortly after UBL's death.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
When Chuck Norris was born, he gave the doctor a round house kick.