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"Chuch Norris Facts"

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockdude1, Dec 12, 2006.


  1. Glockdude1

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    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

    Yes, it is not a new site, just good reading.

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    "When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help........."
     

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    When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.





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    "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris."

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    Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.




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    "Kryptonite has been found to contain trace elements of Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the face. This is why it is so deadly to Superman."


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    Chuck Norris did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.







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