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Christmas With Saint Peter

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by nipperwolf, Sep 11, 2004.

  1. nipperwolf


    Oct 3, 2002
    Christmas With Saint Peter

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    pearly gates.

    "In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "you must each
    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."

    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter.
    He flicked it on. It represents a candle, he said.

    You may pass through the pearly gates Saint Peter said.

    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
    keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells" . Saint Peter said you may pass
    through the pearly gates.

    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and
    finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
    just what do those symbolize?"

    The man replied, "They're Carols".