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Christmas gift

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Dec 16, 2003.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

    Oct 28, 2001
    Muskogee Ok.
    Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my girl friend for Christmas. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

    His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that.

    After Christmas his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How'd it turn out?"

    "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling?I'll see you in two hours!"