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Choose Your Weapon

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Glockrunner, Apr 4, 2005.

  1. Glockrunner

    Glockrunner HOOYA DEEPSEA

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    Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing. It was obvious he’d been in a bad fight and lost. While his father was patching him up, he asked his son what happened.

    “Well, Dad,” said Pete, “I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons.”

    “Uh-huh,” said the father, “that seems fair.”

    “I know, but I never thought he’d choose his sister!”