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Chinese Sick Day

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by grayelky, Apr 3, 2008.


  1. grayelky

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    Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today. I sick, headache, stomach ache, legs hurt. I no come work."

    The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like that, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."

    Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say, I feel great. I be work soon..........you got nice house."
     
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