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Chinese Proverbs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Aug 31, 2004.

  1. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    CHINESE PROVERBS

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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    Man who run in front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
     
  2. Grog

    Grog Millennium Member

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