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Chinese Proverbs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by JTB, Aug 17, 2004.


  1. JTB

    JTB
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    always learning

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    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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    Man who run in front of car get tired.
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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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    Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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    Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth!
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget. *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
    Man who has sex with woman in field get piece on earth
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  2. VANMAN

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