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Cheeep HMOs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jan 28, 2003.

  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr Senior Goofoff Millennium Member

    Oct 31, 1999
    Land of Enchantment
    The Top Ten Indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper HMO:

    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Go left when you enter the trailer park."

    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.

    7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage, is "An apple a day."

    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    4. The line that reads "The patient is responsible for 200% of
    out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.

    3. The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.

    2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

    And the number One sign that you belong to a cheap HMO:

    1. You ask for Viagra, and you get a Popsicle stick & duct tape.
  2. emill911


    Nov 3, 2002
    DFW Texas
    Sounds like my plan!!!