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Cheeep HMOs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by Gunrnr, Jan 28, 2003.


  1. Gunrnr

    Gunrnr
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    The Top Ten Indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper HMO:

    10. Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    9. Directions to your doctor's office include: "Go left when you enter the trailer park."

    8. The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgsicles.

    7. The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    6. The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage, is "An apple a day."

    5. Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    4. The line that reads "The patient is responsible for 200% of
    out-of-network-charges" is not a typo.

    3. The only expense that is covered 100% is embalming.

    2. With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them.

    And the number One sign that you belong to a cheap HMO:

    1. You ask for Viagra, and you get a Popsicle stick & duct tape.
     
  2. emill911

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    Sounds like my plan!!!