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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by WilliePete, Sep 4, 2002.

  1. WilliePete

    WilliePete

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    A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

    "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent."

    "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy.

    The barman replied, "Yes."

    So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?"

    "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."

    "How much money?" inquires the guy.

    "Four cents," he replies.

    "Four cents?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

    The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

    The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

    The bartender replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business."
     
  2. okie

    okie GT Mayor

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    Where is that bar at I want to go there;Y ;V
     

  3. N4CDLAW

    N4CDLAW MI Refugee

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    Reminds me about the one where a man leaves his wife and takes everything to live with his mistress. He sends a letter saying that he cannot store his beloved toy car, a corvette with all the trimmings. He writes to sell the car and mail him the money.

    So she sends the $5 she got for the car.
     
  4. igrp

    igrp ut supra

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    Okie, I'll meet you there. :)
    Good one, WilliePete.
     
  5. potshot

    potshot

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    Wait for me okie