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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Feb 1, 2005.


  1. okie

    okie
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    Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But
    when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his
    wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his
    new bride.

    "Well, you see, this morning when I got up," he said, "I was barely
    awake from a wonderful night of love-making. More out of habit than
    anything else, I put a fifty dollar bill on the dresser."

    I told him not to worry about it, that his new wife probably wouldn't
    even think anything of it; that he could always say he left her some
    spending money.

    "No no !" he half wailed/half said, "You don't understand. She was
    half asleep too and gave me $30 change."
     
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