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Change a letter - new definitions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by deputydawg558, Jul 3, 2002.

  1. deputydawg558

    deputydawg558

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    The Washington Post conducted a competition in which readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are some winners:

    Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    Bozone: (n.) The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

    Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

    Cashtration: (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

    Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very, high.

    Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

    Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

    Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit).

    Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is, like, sending off all these really bad vibes, right? and then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a totally serious bummer.

    Decaflon: (n.) The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

    Glibido: All talk and no action.

    Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

    Arachnoleptic fit: (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

    Beelzebug: (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.

    Caterpallor: (n.) The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

    And the pick of the literature:

    Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an @$$hole.


    Feel free to add your own words.......;f ;a ;f ;a ;f ;a ;f