I'm sittin here listening to the ONLY radio worth hearin and it's gettin late and that is when They Come..? Yeap, Everything I need to stay young beautiful and healthy with-out ever moving ! Well,Creams and Lotions: 1-Got a lotion to regrow my hair ! Great ! 2-A lotion to remove un-wanted hair ! No longer have to comb my ears ...Great.! 3- A lotion to too Fix poofy eyes and remove wrinkles..again , Great , I am sixty...! 30 , yes..! 4-A lotion to protect my skin , sun , wind , moisturize ,Hmm? This one got my attention. I can see it now........! Welcome to sunny Florida and don't forget the vieo,cam , A must see . Watch people burst into Flames , why wait for cancer Brought to you by (BANANA ********) lotions , this is true ,recall of a certain SUN-SCREEN , Oh yeah , True ..! (FLAME-ABLE)......! NOW We Got Pills: 1-One for my BP ..! 2-One for altitude..OK , who am I really.......? 3-One for my Labido,(Rock-Hard-XX Larger) John Wadd ? 4-One CURE-ALL everything and I don't gotta do nothin ! DRINKS-ETC: 1-One to gain wieght.....! I could use a pound or two..! 2-One to loose weight....... Dazed and Confused ! 3-One for Bowels.....? ETC ,ETC ,etc............! Now , I got a vision....! I'm sittin in that same chair but not really..? I'm so greased up , no bones , The Only one thing remains ridgid , No Face with more hair Than I want , No ears No wrinkles , A Blank slate and as I ooze to the floor Don't help me or touch me or Smoke near me cause I am SO TOXIC I'll burst into flames and take us both out......!