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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side' started by okie, Jul 30, 2007.


  1. okie

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    A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO.
    This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers.

    On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.
    The room is full of workers and he thinks this is his chance to show everyone
    he means business!

    The CEO, walks up the guy and asks - "and how much money do you make a week?"


    Undaunted, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $200.00 a
    week. Why?"

    The CEO then hands the guy $200 in cash and screams - "here's a week's pay,
    now GET OUT and don't come back!"

    Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and
    asks - "does anyone want to tell me what that slacker did here?"

    With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters -
    "Pizza delivery guy".